I jerked off to actual, human porn today. That sounds like I dig donkey on donkey action, but I mean I usually either read erotica or sexy comic books. I don't really like live porn because I tend to find it boring, especially since all the ladies are all hairless and gross and all the also hairless (bleguhgh) dudes end up finishing up with a blowjob and who the fuck FINISHES with a blowjob? That's like finishing a meal with bruschetta.
Instagram agrees: best for food porn, not real porn
Anyway, I spent some time with X Hamster today (wtf is up with that name) and it was pretty great. That tattooed psychologist with gauged ears sure did get banged by those big dicked prisoners.
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