You know, that was pretty great....
...but could you please get off me/ out of me. I think my Candy Crush has elapsed enough time for a new turn.
...I love that post-coitus shower time (that my husband takes, I would never* shower after sex...) a little too much.
*exaggeration.
OMG, I get so annoyed when dudes are all obsessed with showering before/after sex. I WANT SEX NOW AND THEN I WANT COPIOUS SNUGGLES.
ReplyDeleteWith this one dude I met in Montreal he was like "I gotta shower now" and I was SO MIFFED when he asked if I'd shower with him. I was all like, "UGH I FOR ONE DO NOT FIND SEX A DIRTY ACT."
He reminded me that before we had had sex he had done a 1-hour performance that basically involved him being drenched in sweat (I saw it the next night) and kindly remarked that he just thought a shower might be kind of romantic.
Oops.
It used to bug the cum outta me but now I really cherish the alone time. Its become such a nice way to detox after some doing it.
ReplyDeletehahaha fuckin is toxic
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